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Before you judge someone else, try to keep in mind, you’re probably piece of shit too.

Before you judge…

You may call it being a smart ass. I call it explaining why you’re an idiot.

You may call it being a smart ass…

I’ll stop being a sarcastic bastard when you stop being a stupid fuck.

I’ll stop being a sarcastic…

When you talk like an asshole and look like an asshole, you’re an asshole. - John Lydon

When you talk…

You are about as pleasant as an itchy butthole.

You are about as pleasant…

I lose track of how many times per day I want to turn and say, “you can't seriously be that fucking stupid”.

I lose track…

Stop asking why I'm crazy. I don't ask why you're stupid.

Stop asking why I’m crazy..

Dad bods are fine until you make her mad. Then you’re a fat fuck.

Dad bods are fine…

I tried to put myself in your shoes but they were cheap and ugly, just like you.

I tried to put myself…

I don’t insult people. I just describe them.

I don’t insult…