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Insulting Quotes

Ignoranus: Someone who is both stupid and an asshole.
Every group needs its twat, and if you’re in a group of people and there isn’t a twat, then it’s you. - Angus Watson
Sorry honey, sarcasm falls out of my mouth, just like stupid falls from yours.
Rude, Sarcastic, Funny Quotes & Sayings
Your dick belongs in your pants, not in your personality.
Spreading rumors about me? Well that’s good... I mean at least you learned to spread something other then your legs!
I'm not insulting you. I'm describing you.
I don't need the last laugh. I've been laughing at your dumb ass the entire time.
I'm sorry I hurt your feelings when I called you stupid. I really thought you already knew.
Most people are assholes. Don't believe me? Next time you see a group of people, yell out "Hey, Asshole". They'll turn and look.
I would love to insult you, but I’m afraid I won’t do as well as nature did.
Well, aren't you a waste of two billion years of evolution.
I'm trying to see things from your point of view, but I can't stick my head that far up my ass.
If you don't like the word cunt, then don't act like a cunt, and you won't be called a cunt. Ya cunt.
I hate when people use their zodiac to justify shitty behaviour like "Sorry I can't help it, I'm a Scorpio". No Susan, you're just a bitch.
If you can't look back at your younger self and realize that you were an idiot, you are probably still an idiot.
People like to say they are "Real", but they don't say real what. Real shady, real needy, a real piece of shit. Sorry, but I need you to be more specific.
Bitch Please, I'm so freaking fabulous, I pee glitter, shit cupcakes, and fart rainbows.
I would slap you, but shit splatters.
You remind me of a penny. Worthless, two-faced,and inside everyone's pants.