Quotes by Insulting

Do you ever meet someone and think dumbass, then listen to them and think bloody fucking dumbass?

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Bitch please, your birth certificate is an apology from the condom factory.

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Masturbation is the only thing that isn’t taxed, regulated, or illeagal. That’s your “freedom”. You’re free to go fuck yourself.

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I’m not a proctologist but I know an asshole when I see one.

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Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until they speak. – Alan Dundes

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How is a woman like a condom? Both spend more time in your wallet than on your dick.

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Arguing with idiots is like playing chess with a pigeon. No matter how good you are, the bird is going to shit on the board and strut around like it won anyway.

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I suck at apologies, so…unfuck you or whatever.

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Mirrors don’t lie. And lucky for you they don’t laugh either.

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Before we work on artificial intelligence why don’t we do something about natural stupidity? – Steve Polyak

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