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I lose track of how many times per day I want to turn and say, “you can't seriously be that fucking stupid”.

I lose track…

Stop asking why I'm crazy. I don't ask why you're stupid.

Stop asking why I’m crazy..

Dad bods are fine until you make her mad. Then you’re a fat fuck.

Dad bods are fine…

I tried to put myself in your shoes but they were cheap and ugly, just like you.

I tried to put myself…

I don’t insult people. I just describe them.

I don’t insult…

Perseverance is the ability to think you’re not an idiot despite the overwhelming evidence to the contrary.

Perseverance…

Not sure if I hate everyone because they’re assholes or if I’m an asshole because I hate everyone.

Not sure…

I’d tell you to go to hell, but I work there and don’t want to see your ugly mug every day.

I’d tell you to go to hell…

Fighting with me is like being in the special Olympics. You may win, but in the end you’re still a retard.

Fighting with me…

You suck. You should fix that.

You suck…