Insulting Quotes

I don’t insult people. I just describe them.

Perseverance is the ability to think you’re not an idiot despite the overwhelming evidence to the contrary.

Not sure if I hate everyone because they’re assholes or if I’m an asshole because I hate everyone.

I’d tell you to go to hell, but I work there and don’t want to see your ugly mug every day.

Fighting with me is like being in the special Olympics. You may win, but in the end you’re still a retard.

You suck. You should fix that.

He loved asses so much he became one.

You can be stupid or you can be loud. Please don’t be both.

My silence doesn’t mean I agree with you. It means your level of stupidity rendered me speechless.

There are no stupid questions, but there are a LOT of inquisitive idiots. – Justin Sewell