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Bitch please, your birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom factory.

Bitch please…

I’m not a proctologist but I know an asshole when I see one.

I’m not a proctologist…

How is a woman like a condom? Both spend more time in your wallet than on your dick.

How is a woman like a condom?…

Do what the fuck you want. Because in the end people are assholes and will judge you anyway.

Do what the fuck you want…