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Sometimes life will fuck you and you’ll just have to change positions and find a way to enjoy it.

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Dirty mind. Caring friend. Potty mouth. Good heart. Smart ass. Kind of an asshole. Humble. Great in bed. Can drink like a fish. Will call you on your shit. I never said I was perfect.

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Some days my biggest accomplishment is keeping my mouth shut.

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Life is about saying “FUCK IT” to those who matter, and “FUCK YOU” to those who don’t.

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Every day at work I worry that I’m going to scream “Shut The Fuck Up” out loud instead of in my head.

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Everyone complains about a lack of money, but none complain about a lack of brains. – Jewish proverb

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I’ve reached that age where my brain goes from “You probably shouldn’t say that” to “What the hell, let’s see what happens”.

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Every day I arrive at work with good intentions and great attitude… Then idiots happen.

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If you have an opinion about my life, please raise your hand. Now put it over your mouth.

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I used to care what people thought about me, until one day, I tried to pay my bills with their opinions.

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