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I don’t chase anyone anymore. Wanna walk out of my life? There’s the the door. Hell, I’ll even hold it for you.

I don’t chase anyone…

I think someone out there has a voodoo doll of me and is forcing it to make bad life decisions.

I think someone out there…

Be all in, or get the hell out. Life is too short for being half-assed.

Be all in…

I'm not quite fucking sure if life is passing me by or trying to run me over.

I’m not quite fucking sure…

Life sucks and then it gets better. And then it sucks again... and then it just sucks.

Life sucks…

Sometimes I feel sorry for judgemental people and their boring lives. Other times I'm jealous. I wish I had that much time to worry about things that are none of my business.

Sometimes I feel sorry…

Love is spending the rest of your life with someone you want to kill and not doing it because you’d miss them.

Love is…

I wonder how long is life going to fuck me until it just wants to cuddle?

I wonder how long…

Them: You’re fucking psychopath. Me: At least I’m on a path. Sort your life out motherfuckers.

Them: You’re fucking psychopath…

Stop complaining about your life. There people out there dating your ex.

Stop complaining…