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Love is a weird thing, like you just pick a human and you’re yes, I like this one, I’ll let this one ruin my life forever.

Love is a weird thing…

Ashes to ashes, dust to dust. When life is a bitch beer is a must.

Ashes to ashes…

In my next life, I am coming back with money and looks instead of all this sparkling personality bullshit.

In my next life…

Guess who got their life together! Not me, but someone somewhere probably did.

Guess who got their life together…

Turn off your feelings sometimes, life is better when you don't give a fuck.

Turn off your feelings…

When life shuts a door... open it again. It’s a door. That' how they work.

When life shuts a door…

Single, because why let someone else ruin your life when you’re perfctly capable of doing it on your own.

Single…

My life is just a series of WTF moments separated by snacks.

My life is just a series…

Be the worst you can be: Life is too long for patience and virtue.

Be the worst you can be…

Doing crazy shit is what makes life worth living.

Doing crazy shit…