Life Quotes

Life is what happens when you’re busy reading inspirational quotes.
If you never try anything new, you’ll miss out on many of life’s great disappointments.
They say it is better to be poor and happy than rich and miserable, but how about a compromise like moderately rich and just moody? - Princess Diana
When life knocks you down, stay there and take a nap.
Your life can’t fall apart if you never had it together.
Three stages of life: 1. Birth, 2. What the fuck is this, 3. Death
It’s better to have loved and lost than to live with a piece of shit that makes you miserable the rest of your life.
I really hope my life doesn’t flash before my eyes when I die. There’s some shit I’d rather not see again.
We wanted to be adults so bad. Now look at us. Just fucking look.
Less friends less bullshit. Keep your circle small.
Being an adult is easy. It’s like riding a bike, except the bike is on fire. Everything is on fire. And you’re in hell.
LIVE TODAY LIKE IT IS YOUR LAST DAY! But pay your bills and use a condom just in case it isn’t.
Shit happens. Every day. To everyone. The difference is in how people deal with it.
Life gets really simple once you cut out all the bull shit they teach you in school. - George Carlin
You have to be a little crazy just to survive this crazy fucked up world.
Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth.
I was chasing my dreams, but tripped over reality and busted my head on the truth.
Most of being an adult is whispering “FUCK THIS” as you do it anyway.
When people try to drag you into their drama, remember this: not your rodeo not your bull.
Oh my lifestyle offends you? Go hold your breath until I give a damn.