Life Quotes

Guess who got their life together! Not me, but someone somewhere probably did.

Turn off your feelings sometimes, life is better when you don’t give a fuck.

When life shuts a door… open it again. It’s a door. That’ how they work.

Single, because why let someone else ruin your life when you’re perfctly capable of doing it on your own.

My life is just a series of WTF moments separated by snacks.

Be the worst you can be: Life is too long for patience and virtue.

Doing crazy shit is what makes life worth living.

I wish my life had background music so I could understand what the hell is going on.

Sometimes you look like shit. Sometimes you feel like shit. Get over it. That’s life.

I live my life between “Jesus take the wheel” and “motherfucker, try me”.