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Life sucks and then it gets better. And then it sucks again... and then it just sucks.

Life sucks…

Sometimes I feel sorry for judgemental people and their boring lives. Other times I'm jealous. I wish I had that much time to worry about things that are none of my business.

Sometimes I feel sorry…

Love is spending the rest of your life with someone you want to kill and not doing it because you’d miss them.

Love is…

I wonder how long is life going to fuck me until it just wants to cuddle?

I wonder how long…

Them: You’re fucking psychopath. Me: At least I’m on a path. Sort your life out motherfuckers.

Them: You’re fucking psychopath…

Stop complaining about your life. There people out there dating your ex.

Stop complaining…

At least life wants to fuck me.

At least life wants…

Life’s journey is not to arrive at the grave safely in a well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, totally worn out, shouting “Holy shit... what a ride!”

Life’s journey…

Too many people are walking around unmedicated, unsupervised, and affecting my life.

Too many people…

Happy wife, happy life. Happy husband, suspicious wife.

Happy wife…