Life Quotes

Whenever the brain and the heart fight, it's always the liver that suffers.

Whenever the brain…

Every time I say "Life can't get more fucked up". Life replies, "Challenge accepted".

Every time I say…

Handle every stressful situation like a dog. If you can’t eat it or play with it, then pee on it and walk away.

Handle every stressful situation…

Life is like toilet paper. You’re either on a roll or taking shit from some asshole.

Life is like…

The best things in life either make you fat, drunk or pregnant.

The best things in life…