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I wonder if life smokes after it fucks me.

I wonder…

The only BS I need in my life is BEER and SEX.

The only BS…

Life has never given me lemons. It has given me anger issues, anxiety attacks, a love of alcohol and serious dislike for stupid people, but no lemons.

Life has never given me lemons…

I'd rather be hated for who I am, than loved for who I am not. - Kurt Cobain

I’d rather be hated…

Sometimes you run into people who change your life for the better. Those people are called BARTENDERS.

Sometimes you run into…

Not everyone in life is gonna like you. But also, not everyone matters.

Not everyone…

THE 5 STAGES OF WOMAN'S LIFE: 1. To grow up, 2. To fill out, 3. To slim down, 4. To hold it in, 5. To hell with it.

THE 5 STAGES…

Life is short. Buy those shoes, miss this month rent, lose your job, get evicted, lose your friends, ruin your life. Treat yourself.

Life is short…

Three rules for life: 1 Fuck, 2 Don't give a fuck, 3 Don't be fucked over

THREE RULES FOR LIFE…

ME: I'm actually happy right now. LIFE: LOL one sec...

ME…