Life Quotes

My whole life consists of wondering whether or not to make the sarcastic comment.

Story of my life: I knew better but I did it anyway.

The meaning of life is to find your gift. So good luck with that.

Life is like a roll of toilet paper. The closer to the end the faster it goes.

I spend a great deal of my life realizing I should have shut up 15 minutes ago.

Life better be a destination because this journey sucks.

Honestly, I don’t even play an active role in my life anymore… Things just happen and I’m like “Oh, is this what we’re doing now? Ok”.

If anyone had a not so good day today, do your best to rock that shit tomorrow. Life is too short for two days of bullshit in a row.

Life is full of disappointments and I just added you to the list.

Life is a shit show, it’s your responsibility to separate the shit from the show.