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Of course life is a bitch. If it was a slut it would be easy.

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Funny how everything goes your way when you stop giving a fuck.

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It’s very hard to make friends as an adult because once you’re an adult you’ve realized you hate everyone.

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I love making people who don’t like me hate me more by just being me.

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Life is a lot like a penis. Simple, soft, straight, relaxed and hanging freely… then woman makes it hard.

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Sometimes I have to tell myself it’s just not worth a jail time.

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I would rather be known in life as an Honest Sinner, than a Lying Hypocrite.

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My entire life can be summed up in one sentence: “Well, that didn’t go as planned” – Darynda Jones

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Once you hit a certain age you become permanently unimpressed by a lot of shit.

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I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn’t work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness. – Emo Philips

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