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My whole life consists of wondering whether or not to make the sarcastic comment.

My whole life consists of wondering whether or not to make the sarcastic comment.

Story of my life: I knew better but I did it anyway.

Story of my life: I knew better but I did it anyway.

The meaning of life is to find your gift. So good luck with that.

The meaning of life is to find your gift. So good luck with that.

Life is like a roll of toilet paper. The closer to the end the faster it goes.

Life is like a roll of toilet paper. The closer to the end the faster it goes.

I spend a great deal of my life realizing I should have shut up 15 minutes ago.

I spend a great deal of my life realizing I should have shut up 15 minutes ago.

Life better be a destination because this journey sucks.

Life better be a destination because this journey sucks.

Honestly, I don’t even play an active role in my life anymore... Things just happen and I’m like “Oh, is this what we’re doing now? Ok”.

Honestly, I don’t even play an active role in my life anymore… Things just happen and I’m like “Oh, is this what we’re doing now? Ok”.

If anyone had a not so good day today, do your best to rock that shit tomorrow. Life is too short for two days of bullshit in a row.

If anyone had a not so good day today, do your best to rock that shit tomorrow. Life is too short for two days of bullshit in a row.

Life is full of disappointments and I just added you to the list.

Life is full of disappointments and I just added you to the list.

Life is a shit show, it's your responsibility to separate the shit from the show.

Life is a shit show, it’s your responsibility to separate the shit from the show.