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My whole life consists of wondering whether or not to make the sarcastic comment.
Story of my life: I knew better but I did it anyway.
The meaning of life is to find your gift. So good luck with that.
Life is like a roll of toilet paper. The closer to the end the faster it goes.
I spend a great deal of my life realizing I should have shut up 15 minutes ago.
Life better be a destination because this journey sucks.
Honestly, I don’t even play an active role in my life anymore… Things just happen and I’m like “Oh, is this what we’re doing now? Ok”.
If anyone had a not so good day today, do your best to rock that shit tomorrow. Life is too short for two days of bullshit in a row.
Life is full of disappointments and I just added you to the list.
Life is a shit show, it’s your responsibility to separate the shit from the show.