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Don't bother paying a therapist. I'll tell you what's wrong with you for free.

Don’t bother paying a therapist…

The world will be a better place if you kick an asshole in the face.

The world will be a better place…

Throw lamps at people who need to lighten the fuck up.

Throw lamps at people…

Sometimes I enjoy when people stop being friends with me. It's like the garbage took itself out.

Sometimes I enjoy…

When karma comes back to punch you in the face, I wanna be there just in case it needs help.

When karma comes…

SHIT I DON’T HAVE TIME FOR:

SHIT…

OK, I was wrong, I apologize, UNFUCK YOU.

OK, I was wrong…

When one door closes, sometimes you want to get a hammer and nails to make sure that bitch stays shut.

When one door closes…

I don't have trust issues. I just think most people are full of shit.

I don’t have trust issues…

I would slap you, but that would be animal abuse.

I would slap you…