Offensive Quotes

Somedays you feel like you’re surrounded by idiots. Other days you realize it’s not just somedays.

Somedays you feel…

Tact is the ability to tell someone to go to hell in such a way that they look forward to the trip. – Winston Churchill

Tact…

People start shit. Then act like they have no idea how shit got started.

People start shit…

Marriage is like a deck of cards. In the beginning all you need is two hearts and a diamond. By the end you wish you had a club and a spade.

Marriage…

Some people make me wonder… How do they fit all that stupid into one head?

Some people…

Some people are life-sucking, energy-draining, negative bags of annoying hell. Kindly avoid them.

Some people…

Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, shame on me for not beating the fuck out of you the first time.

Fool me once…

Some people are such treasures that you want to bury them.

Some people…

If someone throws a stone at you, throw a flower at them. But remember to throw the flower pot with it.

If someone throws a stone…

I hide behind sarcasm because telling you to go fuck yourself is considered rude in most social situations.

I hide behind sarcasm…