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There are over 7 billion people on this planet and I can only tolerate maybe a dozen.

There are over 7 billion…

People often forget that shutting the fuck up is a good activity for them to consider.

People often forget…

People should seriously stop expecting normal from me. Stop acting like you don’t know who you’re dealing with.

People should…

I’m so lucky people can’t hear what I’m thinking.

I’m so lucky…

When people ask me stupid questions, it is my legal obligation to give a sarcastic remark.

When people ask…

A lot of people have the wrong idea about me and I have no desire to clear shit up.

A lot of people…

When people try to drag you into their drama, remember this: not your rodeo not your bull.

When people try…

Some people speak so much crap, it’s difficult to know whether to offer them toilet paper or a breath mint.

Some people speak…

Hating people takes too much energy. I just pretend they’re dead.

Hating people…

When people suck the life out of you, wouldn’t it be nice if they took some fat too?

When people suck…