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I swear some people need a stamp on their forehead that says "DO NOT REPRODUCE".

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When they discover the center of the universe, a lot of people will be disappointed to discover they are not it. - Bernard Bailey

When they discover…

I drink to make other people more interesting. - Ernest Hemingway

I drink to make…

I wouldn't have to manage my anger if people could learn to manage their stupidity.

I wouldn’t have to manage…

Don't let wack ass people fuck with your dope ass energy.

Don’t let wack ass people…

The planet is fine. The people are fucked. - George Carlin

The planet is fine…

I am pretty sure I like food more than I Like people.

I am pretty sure…

When people say they slept like a baby, does that mean they woke up 3 times that night screaming and shit their pants?

When people say…

Usually, what angry people need most is not more hostility, but to hear just a few kind words... to know someone cares. Like, "Calm down, everything is going to be okay, you stupid psychotic fuck".

Usually, what angry people need…

Some people lack the ability to laugh at themselves. That's where I com in.

Some people lack…