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There’s someone for everyone, and the person for you is a psychiatrist.

There’s someone for everyone…

You can't do epic shit with basic people.

You can’t do epic shit…

People say swearing is an unattractive trait. Good thing I don't give a fuck what people think.

People say…

There is time to be nice, and there is time to say, "I have had enough of your bullshit".

There is time to be nice…

I told him to take care of his eyes because they are the only balls he has.

I told him…

Humans are 85% water and 15% of idiot meat.

Humans are…

Dealing with some people is like trying to nail jello to a fucking wall.

Dealing with some people…

What doesn't kill you fucks you up mentally.

What doesn’t kill you…

There are people in life you could never get tired of hitting with a shovel.

There are people in life…

I’m a cynical optimist. The glass is half full of... shit.

I’m a cynical optimist…