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Rude Quotes

Grant me the serenity to accept that earth is filled with assholes and fuckery that I cannot change, the courage not to be part of the assholery and fuckery, and the wisdom to know I’m the shit without shitting on others.

Grant me the serenity…

If you didn't hear it from the horse’s mouth, stop listening to the ass who told you.

If you didn’t hear it…

People, generally, suck. - Christopher Moore

People…

Learn from your past. Then pack your shit and get the fuck out of there.

Learn from your past…

“Relationship” has 12 letters. So does “Fuck that shit”.

“Relationship”…

Someone once told me, “you’re never gonna forget me”. I just can’t remember who the fuck it was.

Someone once told me…

I can’t be the only one that gives the middle finger to my phone when certain people text me.

I can’t be the only one…

Treat everyone you meet with dignity and respect, but have a plan to kill them, just in case.

Treat everyone…

Sarcasm. Because murder charges are expensive

Sarcasm…

Flattery – if you want to get to the top, prepare to kiss a lot of the bottom. - Larry Kersten

Flattery…