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'You are what you eat.' The fuck??? When did I eat anxiety and back problems?

‘You are what you eat…

Sure being positive and nice to everyone all the time is great... But have you ever dropped a good “Fuck You” on someone you don’t like? That shit will help the sun rise.

Sure being positive…

Not everyone gets the same version of me. One person might tell you I’m amazing beautiful soul. Another person will say I’m cold-hearted asshole. Believe them both, I act accordingly.

Not everyone gets…

Act my age? What the fuck is that “act my age?” What do I care how old I am? The ocean is old as fuck. It will still drown your ass with vigor.

Act my age?…

Sometimes I can’t tell if I’m in a bad mood or if everyone around me is really fucking annoying.

Sometimes I can’t tell…

If the world didn’t suck we’d all fly into space.

If the world didn’t suck…

Everything is bad and everyone is dumb.

Everything is bad…

Ignoranus: Someone who is both stupid and an asshole.

Ignoranus…

Until you work in food or retail, you have no idea the level of stupid that exist in the world.

Until you work in food or retail…

I hate when I’m starting to become a good person and someone comes and pushes my asshole-mode buttons.

I hate when I’m…