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When life knocks you down, calmly get back up, smile and very politely say "you hit like a bitch".

When life knocks you…

Your dick belongs in your pants, not in your personality.

Your dick…

Spreading rumors about me? Well that’s good... I mean at least you learned to spread something other then your legs!

Spreading rumors…

Sometimes you have to be the bigger person and walk away. Other times, you have to be the bigger bitch to remind them who they're dealing with.

Sometimes you have to…

I'm not insulting you. I'm describing you.

I’m not insulting you…

It isn't that I'm not a people person, I'm just not a stupid people person.

It isn’t that I’m not a people person…

I’m always forced to do shit I’m not qualified for. Like being nice to fucking idiots.

I’m always forced…

It’s never too late to shut the fuck up and mind your own business.Rude, Sarcastic, Funny Quotes, Thoughts, Sayings

It’s never too late…

No one is harder on me than me. So take your judgment and shove it up your ass.

No one is harder…

To the people in their twenties who think life sucks, life hasn’t even begun to fuck you yet. Buckle up buttercup!

To the people…