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To the people in their twenties who think life sucks, life hasn’t even begun to fuck you yet. Buckle up buttercup!

To the people…

I don't need the last laugh. I've been laughing at your dumb ass the entire time.

I don’t need…

When I get mad at someone, I'm silent. Because if I speak my mind, shit is gonna get real.

When I get mad…

If stupid were a disability, I know a few people that would get a monthly check.Rude, Sarcastic, Funny Quotes, Thoughts, Sayings

If stupid were a disability…

Just got a booty call from life. Apparently it wants to keep fucking me.

Just got a booty call…

Sorry, it's not my job to blow sunshine up your ass.

Sorry, it’s not my job…

I'd tell you to kiss my ass, but I'm pretty sure you'd fall in love, and then I'd never get rid of you.

I’d tell you to kiss my ass…

I'm sorry I hurt your feelings when I called you stupid. I really thought you already knew.

I’m sorry…

Seriously, I don't know when exactly that UFO landed and dumped all these stupid people, but they apparently aren't coming back for them.

Seriously…

I wasn’t always this sarcastic. It took me many years of dealing with assholes to become this good at it.

I wasn’t always this sarcastic…