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Ever just look at someone and think, this motherfucker is going to be the reason I go to jail?

Ever just look at someone…

Maturity is knowing what shit to cut and what fuck to give.

Maturity is knowing…

I wonder how many people think, “What the fuck?” after talking to me.

I wonder…

Don’t bother walking a mile in my shoes, that would be boring. Spend 30 seconds in my head, that will freak you right out.

Don’t bother…

I suck at apologies, so…unfuck you or whatever.

I suck at apologies…

Don’t judge a person for drinking and swearing, judge the quiet sober ones. Those fuckers are up to something.

Don’t judge,,,

Every day of my life forces me to add another name to the list of people who can kiss my fucking ass.

Every day of my life…

KARMASUTRA: When life fucks you in all sorts of creative ways.

KARMASUTRA…

Some people just need a hug…around the neck…with a rope.

Some people just need…

Don’t blame a clown for acting like a clown. Ask yourself why you keep going to the circus.

Don’t blame a clown…