Rude Quotes

Fake people have an image to maintain. Real people just don’t give a shit!

Fake people…

Don’t try to understand women. Women understand women and they hate each other.

Don’t try to understand women…

pen-minded. your brains fall out. - G.K. Chesterton.

Do not be…

People start shit. Then act like they have no idea how shit got started.

People start shit…

Before sex, you help each other get naked. After sex, you only dress yourself. Moral of the story: in life no one helps you once you’re fucked.

Before sex…

Hold your head high, and your middle finger higher.

Hold your head high…

Life is like a dick. Sometimes it's up... Sometimes it's down... But it won't be hard forever.

Life is…

Making fun of someone you're angry with is childish. Be an adult and hit them with your car.

Making fun of someone…

Some people are like clouds. When they disappear, it becomes beautiful day.

Some people…

Every time I say "Life can't get more fucked up". Life replies, "Challenge accepted".

Every time I say…