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Didn’t care yesterday. Don’t give a shit today. Probably won’t give a fuck tomorrow.

Didn’t care yesterday…

Don’t worry about getting older. You’re still going to do dumb stuff, only slower.

Don’t worry about…

Be careful around ass kissers. They’re always the first to talk shit and start drama.

Be careful…

Don't like me? Have a seat with the rest of the bitches waiting for me to give a fuck.

Don’t like me?…

Nobody dies a virgin. Life fucks us all. – Kurt Cobain

Nobody dies a virgin…

Maybe it’s not life that sucks. Maybe it’s just the people you let in your life that suck.

Maybe it’s not life…

Being single is lonely. Being in a relationship is stressful. Just talking to people is fucking annoying. You really can’t win.

Being single…

Can you die from constipation? I’m a little worried with how full of shit some people are.

Can you die from constipation?…

Before you speak, listen. Before you act, think. Before you give up try. Before you take a shit, make sure there is toilet paper.

Before you speak…

Mirrors don’t lie. And lucky for you they don’t laugh either.

Mirrors don’t lie…