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Bitch: Any girl who is skinnier or prettier than you.

BITCH…

There’s a “hell” in hello, "good" in goodbye, "lie" in believe,"over" in lover, "end" in friend, and “if” in life.

There’s a “hell” in hello…

We are all born ignorant, but one must work hard to remain stupid. - Benjamin Franklin

We are all born ignorant…

Yes, I've made mistakes. Life doesn't come with instructions. And if it did, I wouldn't follow them anyway.

Yes, I’ve made mistakes…

Get a condom for your heart. I am about to fuck your feelings.

Get a condom for your heart…

Manners: The art of smiling and nodding when all you want to do is slap that bitch in the face.

MANNERS…

Sometimes I sit quietly and wonder why I’m not in a mental asylum. Then I take a good look around at everyone and realize... maybe I am.

Sometimes I sit quietly…

SEE NO EVIL. HEAR NO EVIL. SPEAK NO EVIL. That leaves DO NO EVIL vide open.

SEE NO EVIL…

Opinions are like farts. Just because you have one inside you, doesn't mean you need to let it out.

Opinions…

It is so easy to be wise. Just think about something stupid to say then don't say it.

It is so easy to be wise…