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Having a good heart can put you in some fucked up situations.

Having a good heart…

Ever looked at your ex and wondered, "was I drunk the entire relationship?"

Ever looked at your ex…

Fuck Off Pie: 1 cup of no one cares, a dash of kiss my ass, add some fuck you's, a pinch of blow me. Stare and shove it up your ass.

FUCK OFF PIE…

Be the reason someone smiles today. Or the reason they drink. Whatever works.

Be the reason…

People think I'm shy because I don't get involved with their conversations. The truth is that I really don't give a shit what they're talking about.

People think I’m shy…

I have no problem admitting when I'm wrong. Like that one time I got married.

I have no problem…

A lot of us fell in love with someone we should of only fucked once.

A lot of us…

Don't ever fucking bully anyone and just so you know Karma has everybody's address and a mother fucking stamp! - Lady Gaga

Don’t ever…

FUCK: The only fucking word that can be put every fuckingwhere and still make fucking sense.

FUCK…

I get it: When you have no idea what someone is talking about but you just want them to shut up.

I GET IT…