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It’s funny how you’re nice to my face. It’s hilarious how you talk shit behind my back. And it’s downright comical that you think I’m unaware.

It’s funny how you’re nice…

There are two sides to every story, and then there are the screenshots.

There are two sides…

No need to drive me crazy, I can walk from here.

No need to drive me crazy…

I was born sweet, fuck knows what happened.

I was born sweet…

World is so beautiful, but alas! There are so many assholes. - M.F. Moonzajer

World is so beautiful…

I love saying things that are better left unsaid.

I love saying things…

They say you can’t fix stupid. Turns out you can’t quarantine it either.

They say you can’t fix stupid…

If you can’t appreciate my foul mouth, you surely aren’t worthy of my filthy mind.

If you can’t appreciate…

The thing about humans, they’ll lick each other’s buttholes but ask for a new fork if it falls on the ground.

The thing about humans…

A penny for your thoughts seems a little pricey.

A penny for your thoughts…