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There are 3 places you can stay for free: "In your lane", "out of my business", and "over there".

There are 3 places…

My life is just a series of WTF moments separated by snacks.

My life is just a series…

I’m a very private person. You don't ask I don't tell. Actually, even if you ask. Mind your business.

I’m a very private person…

In order to bring me down you have to be able to reach me.

In order to bring me down…

They call it “selfie” because "narcissist" is hard to spell.

They call it “selfie”…

"You look mean". Because I am. Bye.

“You look mean”…

I learn from mistakes of people who took my advice.

I learn from mistakes…

I'm grateful to those who speak behind my back. My ass desperately needed friends.

I’m grateful to those…

I get paid to be nice at work. Not sure why my friends and family expect that shit for free.

I get paid to be nice at work…

And for my next trick I will dazzle you with the illusion that I have my shit together.

And for my next trick…