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Sarcastic Quotes

Don’t let the door hit you on the way out! Hell who I am kidding. I hope you fall down the fuckin stairs too.

Don’t let the door hit you…

Of all the ways to say fuck off, silence is my favorite.

Of all the ways to say…

Everyone should believe in something. I believe you should go fuck yourself.

Everyone should believe…

A dirty mind cannot be cleaned out, it can only be exploited.

A dirty mind…

My soul was removed to make a room for all this sarcasm.

My soul was removed…

Ex: I still love you. Me: I still love me too.

Ex: I still love you…

If it's the wrong place and the wrong time... I'll be there.

If it’s the wrong place…

When I dunk my cookies in milk I think of you and hold them under until the bubbles stop.

When I dunk my cookies…

Sarcasm: Helping the intelligent politely tolerate the obtuse for thousands of years.

Sarcasm…

Always saying I’m done with all that bullshit, but it goes on forever. Right?

Always saying I’m done…