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Being an asshole is easy. Being a bitch takes style.

Being an asshole is easy…

Bitch: Any girl who is skinnier or prettier than you.

BITCH…

Get a condom for your heart. I am about to fuck your feelings.

Get a condom for your heart…

Opinions are like farts. Just because you have one inside you, doesn't mean you need to let it out.

Opinions…

Fuck Off Pie: 1 cup of no one cares, a dash of kiss my ass, add some fuck you's, a pinch of blow me. Stare and shove it up your ass.

FUCK OFF PIE…

People think I'm shy because I don't get involved with their conversations. The truth is that I really don't give a shit what they're talking about.

People think I’m shy…

If my body was a car I would trade it for a newer model. Cause every time I cough or sneeze, my radiator leeks and and my exhaust backfires.

If my body was a car…

A lot of us fell in love with someone we should of only fucked once.

A lot of us…

FUCK: The only fucking word that can be put every fuckingwhere and still make fucking sense.

FUCK…

Giving a fuck doesn't really go with my outfit.

Giving a fuck…