Vulgar Quotes

God gave men both a penis and a brain, but unfortunately not enough blood supply to run both at the same time. – Robin Williams
Every time I say "Life can't get more fucked up". Life replies, "Challenge accepted".
Being a dick won’t make yours any bigger.
Life is like toilet paper, you’re either on a roll or taking shit from some asshole.
Stress is caused by giving a fuck.
Do what the fuck you want. Because in the end people are assholes and will judge you anyway.
Don't like me? Fuck off. Problem solved.
BITCHCRAFT: The art of pissing people off while smiling sweetly.
Some people’s birth certificates should be an apology letters from the condom factory.
71% of our planet is covered by water. 28,9 is covered by fucking idiots.
52% of women fake orgasms. 100% of men don’t give a shit.