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A fuck must be earned. I can't go down the street with a bucket of fucks, giving them out to everyone. If I feel that you earned it, I will give a fuck.

A fuck must be earned…

Women fall in love with what they hear. Men fall in love with what they see. That's why women wear makeup and men lie.

Women fall in love…

If I have to fight for your attention then fuck your attention.

If I have to fight…

Some people are so full of shit!! They should have flushing handles instead of ears!!

Some people…

"The truth shall set you free." Unless you're in a court. Then you should probably shut the fuck up.

“The truth…

Never hold your farts in. They travel up your spine, into your brain, and that's where shitty ideas come from.

Never hold…

If you hold a person underwater long enough, they stop being an asshole.

If you hold a person…

The world is not full of assholes, but they are strategically placed so that you'll come across one every day. Every Fucking Day.

The world is not full of assholes…

The longer you stay single, the more they fuck your future wife.

The longer you stay single…

You know what is cheaper than therapy? Admitting you're batshit crazy and running with it.

You know what is cheaper…