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The reson I sin? There's a stairway to heaven and a highway to hell and I sure as shit ain't climbing the fucking stairs.

The reson I sin?…

ASKHOLE: A person who constantly asks for advice then does the opposite of what you told them.

ASKHOLE…

Life is about kicking ass, not kissing it.

Life is about…

Tomorrow's a new day and another chance to fuck things up just a little bit differently.

Tomorrow’s a new day…

The path of inner peace begins with four words: NOT MY FUCKING PROBLEM

The path of inner peace…

I'm on that new "I don't give a fuck" diet. I've lost 10 assholes already.

I’m on that new…

REMEMBER no one is perfect. Everyone’s ass has a crack in it.

REMEMBER…

Sometimes you have to remind people you can be an asshole too!

Sometimes you have to…

Think old and you'll be old. Think young and you'll be a delusional old fart.

Think old and you’ll be old…

Some people handle stress with yoga, meditation and long walks. I handle it with sarcasm, beer and telling people to fuck off.

Some people handle stress…