Vulgar Quotes

At first I cared, but then I was like “Nah, fuck you”.

At first I cared…

Every day is another opportunity to fuck it all up again.

Every day is…

Didn’t care yesterday. Don’t give a shit today. Probably won’t give a fuck tomorrow.

Didn’t care yesterday…

Be careful around ass kissers. They’re always the first to talk shit and start drama.

Be careful…

Don't like me? Have a seat with the rest of the bitches waiting for me to give a fuck.

Don’t like me?…

Nobody dies a virgin. Life fucks us all. – Kurt Cobain

Nobody dies a virgin…

Can you die from constipation? I’m a little worried with how full of shit some people are.

Can you die from constipation?…

Before you speak, listen. Before you act, think. Before you give up try. Before you take a shit, make sure there is toilet paper.

Before you speak…

Listen, smile, agree. And then do whatever the fuck you were gonna do anyway. – Robert Downey Jr.

Listen, smile, agree…

How to be grown up at work: Replace "Fuck You" with "OK Great".

How to be grown up at work…