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Vulgar Quotes

Switch up your swear words. Keep them potent. Call someone a piece of fuck. Tell someone to go shit themselves. Keep the magic alive.

Switch up your swear words…

I like my mornings to be slow and quiet. I want the day to romance me a bit before it tries to fuck me up.

I like my mornings…

Forgive and forget? Nah. Fuck you and fuck that.

Forgive and forget?…

Don't think you're sexy just cause you got boobs. My dog has 8.

Don’t think you’re sexy…

Roses are red, shit is brown. Shut the fuck up, and sit the fuck down.

Roses are red…

Opinions are like orgasms… mine matters most and I really don’t care if you have one. - Sylvia Plath

Opinions are like orgasms…

The FUCKENING: When your day is going well and you don’t trust it and some shit finally goes down. Ah, there it is, the fuckening.

The FUCKENING…

I could never be a politician. Because everytime we start a debate, I would start off with "listen here fucker".

I could never be a politician…

You either say how you feel and fuck it up or say nothing and let it fuck you up instead.

You either say…

At my funeral take the bouquet off my coffin and throw it into the crowd to see who is next.

At my funeral…