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Vulgar Quotes

Just because you’re trash doesn’t mean you can’t do great things. It’s called garbage can, not garbage cannot.

Just because you’re trash…

You know what’s sexier than a bad boy? A grown ass man with his shit together.

You know what’s sexier…

Of all the poop in the world, who decided that bat shit was the craziest?

Of all the poop in the world…

Sometimes, it doesn’t work with someone because they’re piece of shit, who deserves a piece of shit and you’re not a peice of shit.

Sometimes, it doesn’t work…

Never make an eye contact while eating a banana.

Never make eye contact…

I actually gave a shit earlier. You missed it.

I actually gave a shit earlier…

My personality is somewhere between Mother Teresa and Motherfucker.

My personality…

Don't let wack ass people fuck with your dope ass energy.

Don’t let wack ass people…

When I said I like it rough I meant the sex, not the whole fucking relationship.

When I said I like it rough…

I don't half-ass anything, I fuck it all the way up

I don’t half-ass anything…