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Sometimes, it doesn’t work with someone because they’re piece of shit, who deserves a piece of shit and you’re not a peice of shit.

Sometimes, it doesn’t work…

Never make an eye contact while eating a banana.

Never make eye contact…

I actually gave a shit earlier. You missed it.

I actually gave a shit earlier…

My personality is somewhere between Mother Teresa and Motherfucker.

My personality…

Don't let wack ass people fuck with your dope ass energy.

Don’t let wack ass people…

When I said I like it rough I meant the sex, not the whole fucking relationship.

When I said I like it rough…

I don't half-ass anything, I fuck it all the way up

I don’t half-ass anything…

Dudes with small pee pees have the most fucked up attitudes. Calm down, push pop

Dudes with small pee pees…

I may be a crazy bitch, but at least I am not a basic bitch.

I may be a crazy bitch…

I never dreamed I’d grow up to be an asshole but here I am killing it.

I never dreamed…