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WIFE: Washing, Ironing, Fucking, Etc.

WIFE…

My mouth has no filter. I say whatever I please. And most of the time I am just as shocked as you.

My mouth has no filter…

I wish they made SHUT THE FUCK UP spray.

I wish…

All the problems are stuck between "Mind" and "Matter". If you don't mind it doesn't matter.

All the problems…

Every girl is a doll. Either Barbie or Annabelle.

Every girl is a doll…

I wonder if life smokes after it fucks me.

I wonder…

The only BS I need in my life is BEER and SEX.

The only BS…

"The customer is always right..." Fuck that! Sometimes the customer is just an asshole.

“The customer is always right”…

I suffer from that disorder where I speak the truth and it pisses people off.

I suffer from that disorder…

I know right from wrong. Wrong is the fun one.

I know right from wrong…