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DEJA POO: The feeling that you've heard that crap before.

DEJA POO…

Don't bother paying a therapist. I'll tell you what's wrong with you for free.

Don’t bother paying a therapist…

The world will be a better place if you kick an asshole in the face.

The world will be a better place…

Dear middle finger, thank you for always sticking up for me. Love ya!

Dear middle finger…

The older I get the more everyone can kiss my ass.

The older I get…

Throw lamps at people who need to lighten the fuck up.

Throw lamps at people…

Sometimes I enjoy when people stop being friends with me. It's like the garbage took itself out.

Sometimes I enjoy…

Therapy is nice... But screaming FUCK at the top of your lungs for 10 seconds is a lot faster and cheaper.

Therapy is nice…

The thing about smart mother fuckers is that sometimes, they sound like crazy mother fuckers to stupid mother fuckers... - Robert Kirkman

The thing about smart mother fuckers…

Women don’t fart. They do however shoot tiny puffs of glitter, that sound like a unicorn’s laughter and smell like rainbows.

Women don’t fart…