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I have come to realize that "diarrhea of the mouth" is a direct side effect of "shit-for-brains". Some should seek medical attention immediately.

I have come to realize…

TWO RULES OF BUSINESS: 1. Mind your own, 2. Stay the hell out of mine

TWO RULES OF BUSINESS…

I don’t mind coming to work, but this eight hour wait to go home is just bulshit.

I don’t mind…

Don't act like you never waddled across the house to get a new roll of toilet paper with your pants around your ankles.

Don’t act…

I like the type of people whose sense of humor may be described as "inappropriate" with the chance of ruining family dinner.

I like the type of people…

More money is spent on boob jobs and viagra than on alzheimer's research. By 2040 the elderly will have perky tits, stiff cocks, and no fucking idea why!

More money…

We all know someone who speaks fluent shit.

We all know someone…

The problem with the world is that the intelligent people are full of doubts, while the stupid ones are full of confidence. - Charles Bukowsky

The problem…

Two reasons I don't trust people: 1. I don't know them, 2. I know them.

TWO REASONS…

A fuck must be earned. I can't go down the street with a bucket of fucks, giving them out to everyone. If I feel that you earned it, I will give a fuck.

A fuck must be earned…