Bullshit

If you can't dazzle them with brilliance, baffle them with bullshit. - W.C. Fields

If you can’t dazzle…

Holy fuck, I need a vacation, or a winning lottery ticket, or one fucking day with no bullshit. I’d settle for that!

Holy fuck…

The only BS I need in my life is BEER and SEX.

The only BS…

Sometimes you gotta feed people some bullshit just to see who they run back and tell.

Sometimes you gotta…

SHIT I DON’T HAVE TIME FOR:

SHIT…

Is there such a thing as a day without bullshit?

Is there such a thing…

Expect the bullshit, but never accept it.

Expect the bullshit…

The word of today is BULLSHIT. No need to spread the word, there is plenty of it going around.

The word of today…

I don’t mind coming to work, but this eight hour wait to go home is just bulshit.

I don’t mind…

RELATIONSHIP: The ability to put up with someone else's bullshit, usually of the opposite sex, for a long period of time.

RELATIONSHIP…