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Bullshit

Life gets really simple once you cut out all the bull shit they teach you in school. - George Carlin

Life gets really simple…

Think whatever you like of me if it helps you sleep at night. In the end I get to keep my integrity while you feed your own bullshit to stay alive.

Think whatever you like…

A friend is someone who listens to your bullshit, tells you that it is bullshit and listens some more.

A friend is someone…

I'm not anti-social. I'm anti-bullshit.

I’m not anti-social…

Fuck being nice to everyone. If someone treats you badly, you have every right not to tolerate bullshit.

Fuck being nice…

I used to think I was overreacting. Now I realize it was just a normal reaction to an abnormal amount of bullshit.

I used to think…

If you can't dazzle them with brilliance, baffle them with bullshit. - W.C. Fields

If you can’t dazzle…

Holy fuck, I need a vacation, or a winning lottery ticket, or one fucking day with no bullshit. I’d settle for that!

Holy fuck…

The only BS I need in my life is BEER and SEX.

The only BS…

Sometimes you gotta feed people some bullshit just to see who they run back and tell.

Sometimes you gotta…