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Bullshit

There is time to be nice, and there is time to say, "I have had enough of your bullshit".

There is time to be nice…

If anyone had a not so good day today, do your best to rock that shit tomorrow. Life is too short for two days of bullshit in a row.

If anyone had…

I’m not the type to tiptoe through the tulips. I would rather bulldoze through the bullshit.

I’m not the type…

They don’t discard you for someone better. They discard you for someone who can’t see their bullshit.

They don’t discard you…

If it smells like bullshit and looks like bullshit, it’s bullshit. Putting sugar on it doesn’t make it a brownie.

If it smells like bullshit…

Less friends less bullshit. Keep your circle small.

Less friends…

Life gets really simple once you cut out all the bull shit they teach you in school. - George Carlin

Life gets really simple…

Think whatever you like of me if it helps you sleep at night. In the end I get to keep my integrity while you feed your own bullshit to stay alive.

Think whatever you like…

A friend is someone who listens to your bullshit, tells you that it is bullshit and listens some more.

A friend is someone…

I'm not anti-social. I'm anti-bullshit.

I’m not anti-social…