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Hangovers are temporary. Drunk stories are forever.

Hangovers are temporary. Drunk stories are forever.

You don’t really truly know someone until you get ridiculously drunk with them.

You don’t really truly know someone until you get ridiculously drunk with them.

If someone drunk texts you, appreciate it. They are thinking of you when they can barely think straight.

If someone drunk texts you, appreciate it. They are thinking of you when they can barely think straight.

Drunk is when you feel sophisticated, but can't pronounce it.

Drunk is when you feel sophisticated, but can’t pronounce it.

You know nothing about a woman until she’s drunk and mad at you.

You know nothing about a woman until she’s drunk and mad at you.

Drunk me loves creating awkward situations for sober me.

Drunk me loves creating awkward situations for sober me.

Childhood: When you didn’t have to be drunk to make stupid decisions.

Childhood: When you didn’t have to be drunk to make stupid decisions.

Don’t ask me stupid questions like, “Are you hungry?” or “Want to get drunk?”

Don’t ask me stupid questions like, “Are you hungry?” or “Want to get drunk?”

There's a fine line between saying too much and saying too little. I walk that line like a drunken clown at the circus.

There’s a fine line between saying too much and saying too little. I walk that line like a drunken clown at the circus.

Listen, drunk me and sober me are not the same person. So if drunk me said or did something, you have to take it up with drunk me. Don't come at sober me. We weren't there. We don't know what happened.

Listen, drunk me and sober me are not the same person. So if drunk me said or did something, you have to take it up with drunk me. Don’t come at sober me. We weren’t there. We don’t know what happened.