Fuck

I can only please one person a day and that person is me. Fuck you.

I can only please…

I say “Fuck this shit” about 35 times a day because shit never stays fucked.

I say “Fuck this shit”…

FUCKDUST: What is left after you are out of fucks to give.

FUCKDUST…

One day everyone who needs to fuck off will fuck off.

One day…

If you ever hear me say “fuck it”, you better stand by my side or run... Because I'm about to make some very questionable decisions.

If you ever hear me say…

“How sexually active are you?” Very, life fucks the shit out of me and I don't remember the safe word.

“How sexually active are you?”…

One day you are going to look back and wish you had told more people to go fuck themselves.

One day…

If I ever said “I love you” I meant it with my whole heart. If I ever said “Fuck you” I meant it a little more.

If I ever said “I love you”…

Believe in the version of you that doesn't give a fuck.

Believe…

You gotta learn to say fuck them just like they say fuck you and keep it moving.

You gotta learn to say …