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I just wanna say to anybody I ever did wrong... fuck you, you did something to me first.

I just wanna say…

Be careful who you fuck over. Some of us fuck back.

Be careful…

Men love sex until they meet a female who likes to fuck 6 time a day.

Men love sex…

Oh, everyone likes you? That’s because you’re fake as fuck.

Oh, everyone likes you?…

Just say fuck it and sprinkle little magic on it.

Just say fuck…

Their opinion doesn’t sleep in your bed at night, so don’t let it fuck with you.

Their opinion…

Fuck YOLO. My motto is FISH. Fuck It Shit Happens.

Fuck YOLO…

I'll eat a bowl of water with a fork before I give a fuck about your opinion of me.

I’ll eat a bowl of water…

If at first you don’t succeed go get drunk and tell everyone to fuck themselves.

If at first you don’t succeed…

Fucking with me is like masturbating. At the time it seemed like a good idea, but when you’re done you realized you just fucked yourself.

Fucking with me is like…