Fuck

I’d tell you to go fuck yourself, but I'm pretty sure you'd be disappointed.

I’d tell you to go fuck yourself…

Maybe if we wait a little longer, a fuck will fall in my hand and I can give it to you.

Maybe if we wait…

I’ll stop being a sarcastic bastard when you stop being a stupid fuck.

I’ll stop being a sarcastic…

Don't underestimate Joe's ability to fuck things up. ― Barack Obama

Don’t underestimate…

Oh look, it seems that your bullshit train has just pulled into my I don’t give a fuck station.

Oh look, it seems…

I wonder how long is life going to fuck me until it just wants to cuddle?

I wonder how long…

It’s never too late to stop giving a fuck.

It’s never too late…

I don’t fuck with a lot of people cause I've seen them talk shit about everybody they cool with.

I don’t fuck with…

It’s a bird, It’s a plane... No wait, it’s a flying fuck I don’t give.

It’s a bird…

I’m nice, but I'm also an asshole. I have a big heart, but fuck everyone. I care, but I also really don’t give a fuck. Hope all this makes sense.

I’m nice…