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Trash talked by many. Hated by some. Guess how many fucks I give? It’s less than one.

Trash talked by many…

At least life wants to fuck me.

At least life wants…

Does running out of fucks count as cardio?

Does running…

I’m proud as fuck of the person I’m today. I have overcome shit I thought could kill me and I have fought through shit I thought would destroy me.

I’m proud…

Once upon a time, someone, somewhere, finally stopped caring and FUCK THIS SHIT was born.

Once upon a time…

Quit getting offended at cuss words. I said “Fuck”, I didn’t smack your baby... Get the fuck over it. Fuck.

Quit getting offended…

I try to act nonchalant, but underneath I’m chalant as fuck.

I try to act nonchalant…

Don't fuck with people who fuck with people you don't fuck with. Because people that eat together, speak together... and guess who's the topic?

Don’t fuck with people…

Learn to fuck with people exactly how they fuck with you, nothing more and nothing less. It'll save you lots of time and energy.

Learn to fuck…

I’m great at multitasking. I can fuck up everything at once.

I’m great at multitasking…