Head

I may look like I’m doing nothing but in my head I’m quite busy.

I may look like…

Some people are like prawns. No guts, no spine and a head full of shit, but market value is always high.

Some people are…

If thought bubbles appeared above my head, I’d be screwed.

If thought…

At times, I’am grateful that thoughts don't appear in bubbles over our heads.

At times, I’am grateful…

You know that voice in the back of your head that tells you not to do something? Mine bets me five dollars I can’t!

You know that voice…

I was chasing my dreams, but tripped over reality and busted my head on the truth.

I was chasing my dreams…

I'm trying to see things from your point of view, but I can't stick my head that far up my ass.

I’m trying to see…

If someone you know is stuck in stupid mode, a smack to the back of the head shoud trigger the reset button.

If someone you know…

People who think their shit don't stink haven't pulled their heads out of their asses long enough to smell the difference.

People who think…

If people don’t occasionally walk away from you shaking their heads, you’re doing something wrong. — John Gierach

If people don’t…