Head

Your flexibility amazes me. How do you get your foot in your mouth and your head up your ass all at the same time?

Your flexibility…

I may look calm but in my head I've punched you in the face five times.

I may look calm…

Sometimes the thoughts in my head get so bored they go out for a stroll through my mouth. This is rarely a good thing. – Scott Westerfeld

Sometimes the thoughts…

Some people make me wonder… How do they fit all that stupid into one head?

Some people…

Every day at work I worry that I’m going to scream “Shut The Fuck Up” out loud instead of in my head.

Every day…

Of course I speak my mind. My head would explode if I kept all this bitching to myself!

Of course I speak my mind…

It’s okay to be a little fucked up in the head, we all are. It’s only when you are fucked up in the heart that makes you a piece of shit.

It’s okay to be…

Don’t bother walking a mile in my shoes, that would be boring. Spend 30 seconds in my head, that will freak you right out.

Don’t bother…

Hold your head high, and your middle finger higher.

Hold your head high…