Life

I’ve come to the conclusion that I’m never going to have mid life crisis because my entire fuckig life is a crisis.

I’ve come to the conclusion…

“How sexually active are you?” Very, life fucks the shit out of me and I don't remember the safe word.

“How sexually active are you?”…

Sometimes people come into your life and they need to stop doing that.

Sometimes people come…

I don’t chase anyone anymore. Wanna walk out of my life? There’s the the door. Hell, I’ll even hold it for you.

I don’t chase anyone…

I think someone out there has a voodoo doll of me and is forcing it to make bad life decisions.

I think someone out there…

When people cut you down or talk behind your back, remember, they took time out of their pathetic lives to think about you.

When people cut you down…

Be all in, or get the hell out. Life is too short for being half-assed.

Be all in…

I'm not quite fucking sure if life is passing me by or trying to run me over.

I’m not quite fucking sure…

Life sucks and then it gets better. And then it sucks again... and then it just sucks.

Life sucks…

Sometimes I feel sorry for judgemental people and their boring lives. Other times I'm jealous. I wish I had that much time to worry about things that are none of my business.

Sometimes I feel sorry…