Life

Life begins the moment you realize you don't have to prove shit to anyone.

Life begins…

I wonder if life smokes after it fucks me.

I wonder…

Life has never given me lemons. It has given me anger issues, anxiety attacks, a love of alcohol and serious dislike for stupid people, but no lemons.

Life has never given me lemons…

Vampires are real. Everyday I meet at least one person who sucks the life out of me.

Vampires are real…

There is always room in your life to fuck more shit up. Always.

There is always room…

Sometimes you run into people who change your life for the better. Those people are called BARTENDERS.

Sometimes you run into…

Not everyone in life is gonna like you. But also, not everyone matters.

Not everyone…

THE 5 STAGES OF WOMAN'S LIFE: 1. To grow up, 2. To fill out, 3. To slim down, 4. To hold it in, 5. To hell with it.

THE 5 STAGES…

Life is short. Buy those shoes, miss this month rent, lose your job, get evicted, lose your friends, ruin your life. Treat yourself.

Life is short…

ME: I'm actually happy right now. LIFE: LOL one sec...

ME…