Home     Browse     Tags     Random

Life

Of course life is a bitch. If it was a slut it would be easy.

Of course life is a bitch…

Life is a dick, sometimes it gets hard for no reason.

Life is a dick…

Let me be perfectly clear. The only asshole I want in my life is the one I was born with.

Let me be perfectly clear…

Life is a lot like a penis. Simple, soft, straight, relaxed and hanging freely… then woman makes it hard.

Life is a lot like…

I would rather be known in life as an Honest Sinner, than a Lying Hypocrite.

I would rather be known…

My entire life can be summed up in one sentence: “Well, that didn’t go as planned” – Darynda Jones

My entire life…

Life would be easier if you could mark people as spam.

Life would be easier…

My doctor told me to start killing people. Well not in those exact words. He said I had to reduce stress in my life. Same thing.

My doctor told me…

Every day of my life forces me to add another name to the list of people who can kiss my fucking ass.

Every day of my life…

KARMASUTRA: When life fucks you in all sorts of creative ways.

KARMASUTRA…