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Find a man who strokes your hair and says how soft it is and doesn't even care that it's on your legs.

Find a man…

Girls mature faster than guys because men don’t usually develop breasts until their mid 40's.

Girls mature faster…

Men, don’t judge women by pounds and you won’t be judged by inches.

Men, don’t judge women…

One man’s “damn she’s crazy” is another man’s “damn that dude was right”.

One man’s…

When a man is trying to make a decision, it’s often a struggle between his head and his heart. Then his penis walks in and says, “relax guys, I got this”.

When a man is trying…

Men love sex until they meet a female who likes to fuck 6 time a day.

Men love sex…

Men at 25 play football. Men at 40 play tennis. Men at 60 play golf. Have you noticed that as you get older your balls get smaller.

Men at 25 play football…

I don’t get why men are always trying to have threesomes ... Like, why? Are you trying to disappoint 2 women at the same time.

I don’t get why…

Give a man a fish, he'll eat for a day. Give him a pen and he'll probably draw a penis.

Give a man a fish…

Men are like shoe laces, they go through many holes before they tie the knot.

Men are like shoe laces…