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One big difference between men and women is that if a woman says “smell this”, it usually smells nice.

One big difference…

Single girls, please stop saying you should give up and get a cat. If no man wants you, please don’t force an innocent cat to live with you.

Single girls, please stop…

I never understand men who pay dominatrixes to degrade them. Just get married and fold the towels wrong, mate.

I never understand men…

BOOBS. Absolute proof that a man can in fact concentrate on two things at the same time.

BOOBS…

You know what’s sexier than a bad boy? A grown ass man with his shit together.

You know what’s sexier…

Women have to deal with menstruation, pregnancy, childbirth, brestfeeding, menopause, hot-flashes, etc etc. Men have to deal with women. Tie.

Women have to deal…

Few women admit their age. Few men act theirs.

Few women admit…

Men who say women belong in the kitchen obviously don't know what to do with them in the bedroom.

Men who say…

Women need a reason to have sex, men just need a place.

Women need…

BAR and BRA. Same letters, different words, but both keep men eagerly waiting till they open.

BAR and BRA…