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Women fake orgasms to have relationships. Men fake relationships to have orgasms.

Women fake orgasms…

For all the women that brag about how many men want them, just remember the cheapest prices attract the most customers.

For all the women…

Men look at woman’s behind and go “wow! What an ass!” Woman look at man’s face and think the same.

Men look at woman’s behind…

Behind every angry woman stands a man who has absolutely no idea what he did wrong.

Behind every angry woman…

Behind every man is a woman resisting the urge to choke him.

Behind every man…

God gave men both a penis and a brain, but unfortunately not enough blood supply to run both at the same time. – Robin Williams

God gave men…

A cat looks down upon a man, and a dog looks looks up to a man, but a pig will look a man in the eye and see his equal. – Winston Churchill

A cat looks down…

52% of women fake orgasms. 100% of men don’t give a shit.

52% of women…

A quiet man is a thinking man. A quiet woman is usually mad.

A quiet man…