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Mouth

I'm not sure how you have your foot in your mouth, head in your ass, and nose in my business. Yet here we are you fucking wizard.

I’m not sure how…

Some people shit from their mouths and talk thru their asses.

Some people shit…

Lord, keep your arm around my shoulder and your hand over my mouth.

Lord, keep your arm…

If you can’t appreciate my foul mouth, you surely aren’t worthy of my filthy mind.

If you can’t appreciate…

A drunk mouth speaks a sober mind.

A drunk mouth…

My mouth gets real reckless during arguments, that’s why I’d rather just not deal with stupid people who push my buttons.

My mouth…

If my mouth doesn’t say it, my face definitely will.

If my mouth doesn’t say…

I can keep my mouth shut, but you can read the subtitles on my face.

I can keep my mouth shut…

If you didn't hear it from the horse’s mouth, stop listening to the ass who told you.

If you didn’t hear it…

Sorry honey, sarcasm falls out of my mouth, just like stupid falls from yours.

Sorry honey…