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People say I act like I don't give a fuck. Motherfuckers... I'm not acting.

People say…

Sometimes you gotta feed people some bullshit just to see who they run back and tell.

Sometimes you gotta…

Studies have shown that intelligent people swear more than stupid motherfuckers.

Studies have shown…

Fake people talk about other people being fake. Real people worry about their business, and no one else's. - Ziad K. Abdelnour

Fake people…

Life has never given me lemons. It has given me anger issues, anxiety attacks, a love of alcohol and serious dislike for stupid people, but no lemons.

Life has never given me lemons…

I don’t care if people talk shit about me. I was raised to flush shit down the toilet, not play with it.

I don’t care…

When 3 people have sex, it's called threesome. When 2 people have sex, it's called twosome. Now I understand why they call you handsome.

When 3 people have sex…

Some people think they are champagne in a tall glass, when in actual fact they're lukewarm piss in a plastic cup

Some people think…

I like my big butt. It gives people I don't like plenty of places to kiss.

I like my big butt…

I don't have trust issues. I just think most people are full of shit.

I don’t have trust issues…