People

I can’t go around murdering people, so my hilarious put dows will have to do.

If you love someone let them go. If you hate someone let them go. Basically let everyone go. People are stupid.

I wonder how many people think, “What the fuck?” after talking to me.

Every day of my life forces me to add another name to the list of people who can kiss my fucking ass.

Some people just need a hug… around the neck… with a rope.

Care about what other people think and you will become their prisoner. – Lao Tzu

I love being me. It pisses off all the right people.

Maybe it’s not life that sucks. Maybe it’s just the people you let in your life that suck.

Being single is lonely. Being in a relationship is stressful. Just talking to people is fucking annoying. You really can’t win.

Can you die from constipation? I’m a little worried with how full of shit some people are.