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I love waving at random people, because you know for the rest of the day they're trying to figure out who the hell you were.

I love waving at random people…

Some people say I’m crazy. I prefer the term "Happy with benefits".

Some people say I’m crazy…

Last year I joined a support group for antisocial people. We haven't met yet.

Last year I joined a support group…

One of the many free services I provide is letting people know they’re assholes.

One of the many…

My mouth gets real reckless during arguments, that’s why I’d rather just not deal with stupid people who push my buttons.

My mouth…

I like to think I am only mean to people who deserve it. Kind of like a vigilante bitch... A Bitchilante if you will.

I like to think…

I wish I could invoice people for wasting my time.

I wish I could invoice people…

I need a leaf blower but for people.

I need a leaf blower…

You don't realise how many people you dislike until you have to name a baby.

You don’t realise…

I’m a huge fan of saying “you’re welcome” really loud when people don’t say thank you.

I’m a huge fan…