Person

I can only please one person a day and that person is me. Fuck you.

I can only please…

Pretending to be a pleasant person all day is exhausting.

Pretending to be…

No bond is stronger than 2 coworkers who hate the same person.

No bond is stronger…

Look, someone’s gotta be the weirdest person in any given social group and it might as well be me.

Look, someone’s gotta be…

I’m not really a people person. So if I like you, you should consider yourself fucking lucky.

I’m not really a people person…

Inside every older person is a younger person wondering WTF happened.

Inside every older person…

I have never seen an alcohol company using a drunk person for any advertising. Are they ashamed of their customers?

I have never seen…

I’m honestly a mean ass nice person.

I’m honestly a mean ass…

I’m proud as fuck of the person I’m today. I have overcome shit I thought could kill me and I have fought through shit I thought would destroy me.

I’m proud…

Sometimes karma is the person they end up with.

Sometimes karma…