Person

I am a niceperson once you stop trying to get to know me.

I am a niceperson…

You shouldn't have to change yourself for anyone. The right person will love you for the cunt you are.

You shouldn’t…

Turns out I am not an afternoon person either.

Turns out…

Look, I'm a nice person, but I'm not here to take your shit.

Look, I’m a nice person…

Am I a good person? No. But do I try to make myself better every day? Also, No.

Am I a good person?…

A negative person sees the glass of water as half empty. A positive person sees it as half full. A realistic person adds two shots of whiskey, two cubes of ice and says "cheers".

A negative person…

I am pretty nice person, but I also realize that if there were an asshole championship, I would place respectfully in my weight division.

I am pretty nice person…

I do try to be a good person. But then someone pulls out in front of me doing ten below the speed limit and I just have to try again tomorrow.

I do try to be a good person…

I’m a very private person. You don't ask I don't tell. Actually, even if you ask. Mind your business.

I’m a very private person…

Never underestimate a person’s ability to disappoint you.

Never underestimate…