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Inside every older person is a younger person wondering WTF happened.

Inside every older person…

I have never seen an alcohol company using a drunk person for any advertising. Are they ashamed of their customers?

I have never seen…

I’m honestly a mean ass nice person.

I’m honestly a mean ass…

I’m proud as fuck of the person I’m today. I have overcome shit I thought could kill me and I have fought through shit I thought would destroy me.

I’m proud…

Sometimes karma is the person they end up with.

Sometimes karma…

It only takes one slow walking person in the grocery store to destroy the illusion that I’m a nice person. - Lani Lynn Vale

It only takes…

I drive safer when there’s food in my passengers seat than when there’s a person sitting there.

I drive safer…

Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that. - George Carlin

Think of how stupid…

Don’t be the bigger person today. Be the person that helps them understand that sometimes when you fuck around you find out.

Don’t be the bigger person…

A person can only kiss so much ass before they choke on shit.

A person can only kiss…