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I’m so polite but I’m also the rudest person ever. Like, I’ll hold the door for you and you’ll be thinking I’m actual sweetheart when in reality I’m thinking “Hurry up, stupid”.

I’m so polite but I’m also the rudest person ever. Like, I’ll hold the door for you and you’ll be thinking I’m actual sweetheart when in reality I’m thinking “Hurry up, stupid”.

There is a difference between talking shit about a person and talking truth about a shitty person.

There is a difference between talking shit about a person and talking truth about a shitty person.

Not everyone gets the same version of me. One person might tell you I’m amazing beautiful soul. Another person will say I’m cold-hearted asshole. Believe them both, I act accordingly.

Not everyone gets the same version of me. One person might tell you I’m amazing beautiful soul. Another person will say I’m cold-hearted asshole. Believe them both, I act accordingly.

I hate when I’m starting to become a good person and someone comes and pushes my asshole-mode buttons.

I hate when I’m starting to become a good person and someone comes and pushes my asshole-mode buttons.

Be weird. Be random. Be who you are. Be a little crazy. Be loud. Be vulgar. Whatever it is that tickles your pickle... Do it. You never know who would love the person you hide.

Be weird. Be random. Be who you are. Be a little crazy. Be loud. Be vulgar. Whatever it is that tickles your pickle… Do it. You never know who would love the person you hide.

I don’t mind being told what to do, as long as the person telling me doesn’t mind being told to fuck off.

I don’t mind being told what to do, as long as the person telling me doesn’t mind being told to fuck off.

I’m not the type of person you should put on speaker phone.

I’m not the type of person you should put on speaker phone.

I like the person I am.You don't have to.

I like the person I am.You don’t have to.

Sometimes you have to be the bigger person and walk away. Other times, you have to be the bigger bitch to remind them who they're dealing with.

Sometimes you have to be the bigger person and walk away. Other times, you have to be the bigger bitch to remind them who they’re dealing with.

It isn't that I'm not a people person, I'm just not a stupid people person.

It isn’t that I’m not a people person, I’m just not a stupid people person.