Person

No bond is stronger than 2 coworkers who hate the same person.

No bond is stronger…

Look, someone’s gotta be the weirdest person in any given social group and it might as well be me.

Look, someone’s gotta be…

I’m not really a people person. So if I like you, you should consider yourself fucking lucky.

I’m not really a people person…

Inside every older person is a younger person wondering WTF happened.

Inside every older person…

I have never seen an alcohol company using a drunk person for any advertising. Are they ashamed of their customers?

I have never seen…

I’m honestly a mean ass nice person.

I’m honestly a mean ass…

I’m proud as fuck of the person I’m today. I have overcome shit I thought could kill me and I have fought through shit I thought would destroy me.

I’m proud…

Sometimes karma is the person they end up with.

Sometimes karma…

It only takes one slow walking person in the grocery store to destroy the illusion that I’m a nice person. - Lani Lynn Vale

It only takes…

I drive safer when there’s food in my passengers seat than when there’s a person sitting there.

I drive safer…