Home     Browse     Tags     Random

Person

A person can only kiss so much ass before they choke on shit.

A person can only kiss…

I’m such a “WHO THE FUCK TOUCHED MY.. never mind, I found it”, type of person.

I’m such…

I only drink a little, but when I do, I turn into a different person, and that person drinks a lot. - Nelson DeMille

I only drink a little…

It’s hard to be a positive person when I’m surrounded by dumb motherfuckers.

It’s hard to be…

I don’t know where all this crap about me being “difficult person” is coming from. I am constant fucking delight.

I don’t know where all this crap…

I’m a really nice person. But I don’t put up with people’s bullshit. If that makes me an asshole, so be it.

I’m a really nice person…

Fuck being the bigger person, I’m going to start biting people.

Fuck being the bigger person…

No matter how good of a person you are, you're the asshole in someone’s story.

No matter how good…

Sometimes being “The Better Person” is like being the “Pooper Scooper”; you may not want to do it but it has to be done.

Sometimes being “The Better Person…

You may think I’m a horrible person but deep deep down I’m even worse.

You may think I’m a horrible…