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The only way problems can bite you in the ass, anatomically speaking, is when you're not facing them.

The only way problems…

If you have a problem with me please write it nicely on a piece of paper, put it in an envelope, fold it up, and shove up it up your ass.

If you have a problem with me…

I haven’t had any problem that I couldn’t make worse.

I haven’t had any problem…

If you have a problem with me, call me. If you don't have my number, then that means you don't know me well enough to have a problem.

If you have a problem…

Controlling my tongue is no problem. It’s my face that needs deliverance.

Controlling my tongue…

I don’t mind being nice to people but I don’t have a problem with being an asshole either. It’s all on you.

I don’t mind…

Half of my problems are caused by my tone of voice and sarcasm. Everyone thinks I'm either mad, arguing or just an asshole. While actually, I’m just talking.

Half of my problems…

I wish running from my problems would burn calories.

I wish…

You are a child of the Universe. Problem is, the Universe is a deadbeat dad.

You are a child of the universe…

Mo' money, no problems. No money, mo' problems.

Mo’ money…