Problem

I haven’t had any problem that I couldn’t make worse.

I haven’t had any problem…

If you have a problem with me, call me. If you don't have my number, then that means you don't know me well enough to have a problem.

If you have a problem…

Controlling my tongue is no problem. It’s my face that needs deliverance.

Controlling my tongue…

I don’t mind being nice to people but I don’t have a problem with being an asshole either. It’s all on you.

I don’t mind…

Half of my problems are caused by my tone of voice and sarcasm. Everyone thinks I'm either mad, arguing or just an asshole. While actually, I’m just talking.

Half of my problems…

I wish running from my problems would burn calories.

I wish…

You are a child of the Universe. Problem is, the Universe is a deadbeat dad.

You are a child of the universe…

Mo' money, no problems. No money, mo' problems.

Mo’ money…

There is no problem so big you can’t run away from it. - Charles M. Schulz

There is no problem…

If your coffee order is more than four words, you are part of the problem.

If your coffee…