If you have a problem with me, call me. If you don’t have my number, then that means you don’t know me well enough to have a problem.
Controlling my tongue is no problem. It’s my face that needs deliverance.
I don’t mind being nice to people but I don’t have a problem with being an asshole either. It’s all on you.
Half of my problems are caused by my tone of voice and sarcasm. Everyone thinks I’m either mad, arguing or just an asshole. While actually, I’m just talking.
I wish running from my problems would burn calories.
You are a child of the universe. Problem is, the universe is a deadbeat dad.
Mo’ money, no problems. No money, mo’ problems.
There is no problem so big you can’t run away from it. – Charles M. Schulz
If your coffee order is more than four words, you are part of the problem.
‘You are what you eat.’ The fuck??? When did I eat anxiety and back problems?
