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A lot of your problems come from not putting people in their place the first fucking time they tried you.

A lot of your problems…

You can say “have a good day” with no problem. But if you say “I hope you enjoy the next 24 hours”, it sounds vaguely threatening.

You can say…

Controlling my mouth is the easy part. It’s the subtitles on my face, that’s the problem.

Controlling my mouth…

I’m ready for rich people problems. I mastered broke people problems, move me to the next level, please.

I’m ready…

Saying I have a drinking problem is like saying Bruce Lee had a Kung Fu problem. It’s not a problem if you are an expert at it.

Saying I have…

The only way problems can bite you in the ass, anatomically speaking, is when you're not facing them.

The only way problems…

If you have a problem with me please write it nicely on a piece of paper, put it in an envelope, fold it up, and shove up it up your ass.

If you have a problem with me…

I haven’t had any problem that I couldn’t make worse.

I haven’t had any problem…

If you have a problem with me, call me. If you don't have my number, then that means you don't know me well enough to have a problem.

If you have a problem…

Controlling my tongue is no problem. It’s my face that needs deliverance.

Controlling my tongue…