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RELATIONSHIP: The ability to put up with someone else's bullshit, usually of the opposite sex, for a long period of time.

RELATIONSHIP…

Relationships are a lot like algebra. Ever looked at your X and wondered Y?

Relationships…

The biggest step in any relationships isn’t the first kiss. It is the first fart.

The biggest step…

Women fake orgasms to have relationships. Men fake relationships to have orgasms.

Women fake orgasms…

Being single is lonely. Being in a relationship is stressful. Just talking to people is fucking annoying. You really can’t win.

Being single…