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Women won't date a guy that still lives with his mom, but will date a man that still lives with his wife.
Women need a reason to have sex, men just need a place.
Women fall in love with what they hear. Men fall in love with what they see. That's why women wear makeup and men lie.
Women don’t fart. They do however shoot tiny puffs of glitter, that sound like a unicorn’s laughter and smell like rainbows.
WE NEED TO TALK: Women's secret code for haha sorry, you're fucked.
WE ARE ALL: Ugly to someone, fake to someone, stuck-up to someone, ain’t shit to someone, a loser to someone, a bitch to someone. BUT WHO THE HELL CARES. Make your money, pay your bills, take care of you and your family, and don’t worry what anyone else thinks.
To the women who say "all men are the same". Maybe you shouldn't have tried them all?
There is a big difference between a QUIET woman and a SILENT woman. The first one is a miracle. The second one is a time bomb.
The only thing I will force in my life is my jeans over my ass. Not friends, not relationships.
The most dangerous animal in the world is a smiling woman sitting in silence.
The ideal man doesn't smoke, doesn't drink, doesn't do drugs, doesn't swear, doesn't get angry, doesn't exist.
The biggest step in any relationships isn’t the first kiss. It is the first fart.