Remember

If you want to be remembered after you die, borrow money from everyone you know.

If you want to be remembered…

Every time you get dressed remember that, if you die, that’s your ghost outfit forever. - Nitya Prakash

Every time you get dressed…

If you think you’are fucked up, just remember there’s someone meeting your ex right now thinking that they found someone special.

If you think…

Three things to remember when you get older: never pass up a bathroom, never waste a hard-on, and never trust a fart.

Three things to remember…

When work feels overwhelming, remember that you’re going to die.

When work feels overwhelming…

Always remember that you are absolutely unique. Just like everyone else. - Margaret Mead

Always remember…

Someone once told me, “you’re never gonna forget me”. I just can’t remember who the fuck it was.

Someone once told me…

Remember, you're only young once but you can be immature forever.

Remember…

When you think you’re screwed, remember we’re all on a big, wet ball floating in the dark.

When you think you’re screwed…

If a guy remembers the color of your eyes after the first date, chances are you have small boobs.

If a guy remembers…