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Remember

If you want to be remembered, don’t act nice. Act like an asshole. Nobody forgets assholes.

If you want to be remembered…

Sometimes I just don’t feel like getting out of bed… Then I remember I have people to piss off and prove wrong.

Sometimes…

If someone throws a stone at you, throw a flower at them. But remember to throw the flower pot with it.

If someone throws a stone…

For all the women that brag about how many men want them, just remember the cheapest prices attract the most customers.

For all the women…

Remember when we had to smack the TV because the channel wasn’t coming clearly? I feel that way about too many people.

Remember…